Undercover

Whew. I was hiding something by the way. Should I tell you, or shouldn't I? I think no, coz sometimes my dad reads my blog. And if he did read this post, I'm really, totally, absolutely dead meat.

But something for sure, I am undercover.

Today I'm totally in a bad mood. It's like, one stupid thing after another. Imagine you wanted to go swimming for 3 weeks, and you're so excited for today coz you can finally go swimming, then you got a wedding ceremony to attend. And my mom was hanging around and I made a face so sour she had to go back. But I got sick in the car. When I got home, I was supposed to go swimming. But I very well can't swim with a throbbing headache that gets worse when it's soaked in cold water (I tried it, it hurts).

Well, I don't have anything better to do so bye.

Scary Shoe

Heya!

Miss ya so much I've been dreamin bout ya! No, not you, the blog. Well, actually no, I dreamt about random stuffs but no blogs. Some nightmares here and there but no pants-wetting, OK?

I think starting from now, I'm only gonna update my blog weekly, or maybe only on weekends. I dunno, look at my mood. Okay so here's what happened to me this week.

I got my exam papers. No need to know my results. All of em except for Arts and PE (PJ?). I realized my shoes are very dangerous and defensive. My school shoes, that is. I mean, you don't see a shoe making people's finger bleed just because they try to pull the 'perfectly tied' shoelace everyday right? No, you don't have to worry about me, my fingers are fine. =P Worry about Lee. The next day, the wound hasn't healed yet ya know.

We were hanging around, the standard group, at the standard place, standard time. My shoes are a fave among them. Coz the shoelaces are damn long you just can't resist pulling it and make me scream. Poor shoe, no wonder you got defensive eh? They were trying to annoy me. I hid my legs (yes, shoes also) under myself coz they, especially Syazana and Lee, were trying to pull em. Lee tried to make an act of I-got-quick-hands-you-can't-stop-me-pulling-your-shoelace. Suddenly she said "Ow!" and we were like "What?" and she said her finger is bleeding. Man it's a long cut and it wasn't like a Oh-it-got-scratched-bleeding but it's like did-a-knife-just-cut-my-finger-bleeding. Just it wasn't that bad.

So that's the story of the week!

I Dare Ya

Okay, I lied.

There is no such thing as a regular basis. Did you fell for it? No? Award yourself with a cookie if you didn't. If you did, you can't have the cookie. Get the cookie yourself, I'm not gonna buy it for ya.

DO NOT SKIP PARTS, I PUT IMPORTANT STUFFS HERE.

Title look-up:

I DARE YA

I dare you, to cross the line. Can you see it? No? Here it is.

Big line, huh?

There. Can you see it now? Good. If you can't see it, go to the optician to check your eyes. Or if your eyes are fine, go to the psychiatrist. Do you have mental problems?

If you answered yes, you can leave now. You are now free of more questions.

If you answered no, you cannot leave now. I have more questions for you.

1. Can you stop it?

I lied about the questions. There's only one.

Stop irritating me in the middle of the night. I said it once. Do you have problems? Do I need to say it again? This time, out loud, so the whole country can hear me? He is not the apple of my eye. He is not my heart. He is my best guy (Ama's definition of a best friend who's a guy).

Come on, I dare you. Cross the line. And you'll be amazed of what's gonna happen.

Right.

After.

That.

And I'm mad now.

JK =P

If you fell for it... gotcha!

Hee =D

Farewell

Heya!

School is gonna continue again tomorrow. And I don't like that. But, on the bright side, there's PJ tomorrow. On the dark side, the assembly might take a longer time than usual and take up our PJ time. And the other dark side is, the henna on my fingers still have faint but visible traces. I'm just scared the prefects will arrest me.

My solution: I'm gonna faint tomorrow. My mommy says if I ever faint again at school, no matter what time it is, I have to call daddy to pick me up so I can go home. I don't like fainting, but I don't like assembly much, much more.

Starting from tomorrow, I can't update my blog on my regular basis. And by regular basis, I mean every day. Nah, I don't think I'll faint tomorrow, but if I feel like I wanna faint, I'll take advantage of that.

I love myself.

A Penny A Day

Heya!

I'm saving up money right now. Each RM that is leftover after each month, I'll deposit it into my piggy bank (the swear jar). Along with the money I put inside because of swearing, I'm gonna use the money to buy roller skates.

I used to have three pairs of em at home. But when I reached the age of 9, I couldn't fit one of em. So I used the other two pairs, I use em whenever I like em. If I was in the mood for this one, I'll wear that and vice versa. You must be thinking "What would she want with a lot of roller skates?"

The answer is, the straps on the roller skates (yes, both of em) was broken. By who? Oh,

just a little, 'innocent' girl called Yaya. I was gonna wear one of em coz she was wearing th

e other pair, but then I saw the straps which are mad of plastic, was broken. I looked at the one she was wearing, hoping to exchange the pairs I have for the good pairs. But all was in vain, the one she was wearing had broken straps too. I was devastated.

I asked her why did both pairs' straps broke. She said with a I-d-c look "Tah". Oh God, now I have to buy new ones. And since my mommy or daddy won't buy me one, I'm saving up money myself. And this time, no borrowing, Yaya!

I'm coming, my Spiritblade XT W!!! Yeah, it's that one. The one in the pic. That's gotta be damn expensive. But I'll do anything for ya!

Head Held High

You guessed it, I wanna be taller. Why? I dunno. I just wanna be taller. Allah please, please, please don't stop my growth yet. At least let me get to the 5' 5" league, perhaps almost close to the 5' 5" league? Or maybe just let me step inside the 5' 4" league. I'm tired of being stuck in 5' 3" for so long.

It's only 1 tiny cm till I get to 5' 4". One tiiiinyyyyy centimeter. It's not even a whole centimeter. I still think I'm short. Coz when I walk in shopping malls, I'll look around and see, many girls are taller than me (though I do notice most of em do wear high heels). But I still wanna be tall.

Not that tall like Adiib or Acap. They're like, um, 170++cm? God their damn tall I have to look up. I like that. I dunno why, I just think that guys with 170++cm height is way cool. 164cm is enough... Oh please, please, please Allah, let me grow till my height reaches 164cm. After I reach it, I'm OK. Bad for Zarif, I didn't stop growing yet. It stopped last year, but thanks to something, it continued this year. Nothing's impossible ya know?

Oh and no, I am not weird. Seriously.

JK.

BYE GUYS!

Dead

Heya, I haven't updated my blog for a long time (yeah right), and now I'm missing it. Oh I miss you, my precious blog... Really, I miss it. And I didn't even intend on posting a new post, but apparently someone asked me why didn't I post a new post.

You know me, after I got sound to do something that I can do, like posting on my blog, I'll post it. But WTH (heck), I didn't have any inspirations coz I didn't do anything today. If you noticed, the title is 'Dead'. Care to guess what it means? It means I'm dead.

Seriously. I brought my laptop along with the wireless in my coffin.

LOL JK.

You know the phrase people always say when they're bored? "I'm gonna die out of boredom!!". Well, I'm not gonna die. I already am dead. Give yourself an award called "Dumbest Dumb" (DD for short) if you thought I did die. Oh hey, I just realized something. The award starts with D. Oh now I feel embarrassed. My name is Dania in case you forgot. But hey, a lotta people got D as their initial right?

Ya know, I'm just talking about nonsense stuff to pass away the time. Now you know why I died.

Boredom killed me.

Yesterday

I'm gonna tell ya about the sleepover last night. Atiqah's sis slept in her room so we had more space to ourselves. I slept in Atiqah's nightgown and pants coz I didn't bring anything except myself, my phone, my watch, my glasses and whatever I'm wearing. Cool, huh? I'm lucky they got a spare toothbrush for me. I wrote on it using permanent water-resistant marker: DANIA =D. Next time I go to your house I don't have to bring a toothbrush eh Tiqah?

At first, we played pranks on Elissa. Nah, I'm too lazy to go in detail. Then it's Afi, Eiman and the one I remembered the most is the Khaleeleeeeeee guy. I mean, OMG he's so rude. Ugh, we didn't even start the prank yet. Both of us (me, Tiqah) were pissed off with him. Oh I forgot, we went to Omegle and we also chatted with Kiki Lala.

Then we decided to watch scary shocking vids on YouTube. We're both too scared to watch em without any eye-covering when we're alone but when we hv each other, we got a bit brave. Atiqah switched off the lights, we huddled up together and watched it together and screamed together and one shocking vid had a damn shocking sound, we even tumbled on our backs together while screaming.

Then while I was chatting with random guys (FYI: guys are way fun to chat with than girls coz girls like to reply damn short stuffs), the laptop suddenly hibernated. Atiqah asked me to leave it just like that coz it's time to sleep. So I left it, and made countless attempts to sleep. But I couldn't, so we talked and talked and well, I can't tell ya anything more. But it involved Atiqah turning on the lights and me covering my eye moaning on and on for what, 30 seconds? I have eyes that are ultra-sensitive to white sudden stuffs. So that's why my blog is black.

You don't have to know my attempt-to-sleep styles. But just so you know, I slept silently and peacefully and soundly and I didn't squirm and enough is enough, Dania. And when the alarm went off at 6, I woke up but I didn't wanna get out of the blanket neither get my head off the pillow neither tossing around for all that matters. But Atiqah woke up and she got up, so I sat up too. She suddenly turned on the lights and you know what happened?

I used both of my arms to cover my eyes. And I was moaning "agh...... mmmmm....!!! Tiqaaaaaaah.... aaaaaaggggghhhhhhh....." all the time. I tried uncovering my eye, and I realized Atiqah was already in the bathroom, but my eyes still hurt. I lied down and covered my eyes with the blanket. Pretty pathetic, huh?

After Tiqah got out of the bathroom, I went inside to take a bath. Her bathroom didn't have a hot water tap and I'm used to having hot showers early in the morning. By the time I wanted to brush my teeth, I was trembling real bad, you know like the people in Coca Cola commercials? Yeah like that.

After that, we went downstairs, went online for a while, ate then left for her mom's office. We stayed there till it's 10.30 then we walked to Alamanda. That's all. Not so many 'like's this time eh Tiqah? LOL

Sleepover

Yeah, I'm having the first sleepover ever since like, I dunno, standard 6? I'm sleeping at Atiqahs place tonight. It wasn't a planned one, so now I'm wearing her nightgown -_-
Actually I only wanted to watch the movie "Karate Kid", but the tickets were sold out. So I decided to go back home, when Atiqah's dad invited me to sleep over at their house.

I was like, yay! But then I thought of my mom, you know what my mom is like, she's like super protective ya know? But in the end when I told her Atiqah's bro is not in the house, she was all OK. That was good.

Another good thing, my dad already reserved tickets for tomorrow's show "Karate Kid" at 12.30pm. That's like, the first screening of the day for the show. Not gonna type long stuffs coz I'm getting bored and my eyes are screaming (you're dumb if you think I meant it literally) to close.

FYI: The almost perfect person I mentioned in the post before, before, before this? I take it back. The part where I say "I've never met anyone this close to perfection"

Don't ask me why.

Cradle of Malay Culture

If you're smart enough, you'd know by now that I'm gonna talk about Kelantan. I got a few words to say before I begin...

BRACE YOURSELF

coz this post is gonna be a damn long one.

DEPARTURE

Too lazy to talk in detail. Departed at 9 sumthin in d morning. Slept before we entered Pahang till after we got out of Pahang. Yea, it's a long time, I know. We stopped at a KFC to eat lunch coz Yaya got hungry. We arrived (finally) at 5 sumthin in d evening. My dad drove real slow ya know. I freaked out when I saw the sign "Machang 3km" and I was like, finally my legs can breathe! I laughed when we reached Gua Musang I think coz I saw a sign that says "KFC 8KM" coz in KL I never saw a sign like that. It's like in KL, every corner, there's a fast food restaurant. Daddy says during festive seasons, so many people will line up in KFC that it'll be like sardines in tin cans =D

DAY ONE

FYI, day one starts from the day we got there not the day after. Day one is boring. So this paragraph won't be long. There are some improvements. The house has been renovated, so there's more space and, yes, 2 more bathrooms. =D

The room I used to sleep in has been turned into the bridal chamber. The theme inside is pink and cream. The bed is cream, the decos are pink and cream. After I took a bath, I ate, hang out here and there, chatted with Adiib to ease the boredom, then slept by 9.30. Early right? I was freakin tired back then. Then my dad's sis (she's 13) got inside the room to look for scissors. I was woken up. Then I couldn't sleep. I went outside, she (dad's sis) and the bride-to-be (at that time) was applying henna to their fingers. I applied henna on my nails, then I added some henna on my fingers. After it dried up, I washed it and made an attempt to sleep. All was in vain... I couldn't sleep coz my legs are restless, they want something to hug. So I went out to the living room, took a cushion, went back to the room, used the cushion as a head-pillow and a pillow as a bolster. Then I made another attempt to sleep. I had cold feet (literally). Desperate for some warmth, I grabbed my towel, it's still damp but WTH, my feet need em! THEN I can sleep.

DAY TWO

Dania woke up early. Shut up if u wanna say that's a miracle. Hee =D Took a bath and ate nasi dagang. I love em. Then I got bored, I slept from 10 am till 2 pm I think. What? I was bored... Then I hang around, put on more henna on my fingers coz it went all light again after the bathing and washing. I put on more henna. This time it's on my hand. That night the bride-to-be is gonna be someone's wife. The akad nikah was gonna happen that night. It was supposed to take place at a mosque somewhere, so I got into my PJs coz I can't enter the mosque. Then she said it's gonna take place in the house, so I just put on my tudung and hoodie and I'm all set. Hehe. I only brought one baju kurung so I can't wear that can I? I took pics. Then when I wanted to sleep, there's a girl in my room. She's a kid. So I ran to the bride's room. I waited like, half an hour there, but it's fine coz the groom's not sleeping there that night. Then the girl's mom carried her out and I slept in peace, finally.

DAY THREE

I woke up before 8 am. Saw Yaya still sleeping, continued my journey in Dreamland. Woke up just before 9 am, Yaya still sleeping. And yes, I continued my sleep. Woke up at 10 am. Saw a guy styling his hair in front of the mirror in the same room I'm sleeping in, freaked out and can't sleep after that... -_-

Yeah he's cute, but he's a guy for God's sake. Anyway, that day is the day the bride will bersanding. So this post is gonna be long. I took a bath, damn the water's cold. Just poured buckets of water on top of my head and all over my body. Got out, changed into the baju kurung. Then I got made up by my dad's gf. I didn't have to wear false eyelashes, thank God. Only foundation, eye liner, mascara, lip liner, lip gloss. Yeah only that, no blusher whatsoever. The pics are on my Tumblr acc. If you can't see any pics related to this post, don't worry, it's just that I didn't upload em yet. I slept (Tiqah, hibernating squirrel. hee =D) till the bride and her groom arrived.

There are a couple o' shows but the one that caught my eye was the silat by two women. I was like, wow, she rolled just like that (easily fascinated). Then after the renjis-renjis, it's time for the makan beradab. Wow, lotsa BM words by now... Before that, they have to throw candies to the kids. You should see kids trying to get them, yeah, even some grown ups tried to get em, JFF.

My dad sat next to the bride at the table. I was like, man, I'm bored, I wanna continue my sleep. Then without any warning, I was dragged to the bride's table. I was like, argh, I have to control myself when I'm eating? Oh God... And so, I ate with such delicate hands that I was so damn careful. Then it's time for the prawns... The first one, I tried to open with my cutleries. Then I saw some tissues, the second one, I used my fingers. Haha. After that, I hang out here and there, waiting for tomorrow.

That night there's a dikir barat, the funniest line I heard : Kebetule male ni ado lawe bola.

Understand that? Haha. OK moving on...

DEPARTURE DAY

Finally! At first I was so rubbery (liat...) to wake up then my dad asked me if I wanna stay here any longer. I immediately woke up. I took a bath, ate and we left. Woohoo! Privacy for me.

In the car: Didn't sleep. I was given a 500ml bottle, within 3 hours, I finished em all and I was desperate to wee-wee. After wee-wee-ing, I got thirsty and drank my dad's drink. I finished almost 1l in 6 hours.

THERE! No more posts for the next 6 hours! I'm tired typing for hours!

Hee =D

Adiib, ur still gonna be the first man to comment on Facebook =D

Last Night

Okay, last night, I joined a conference at Facebook. I created the conference. It consists of me, ******, and *****. I'm not stupid to reveal their names. We talked about *********, if you can't see the conference we made, don't feel bad. I set the privacy setting to only us 3. Hee =D

It was kinda fun, you know. Yeah, at first, we bad-mouthed that guy. I mean, hey, he was so freakin bad, we can't help ourselves. Well, I swore a bit, okay, it's not a bit, but it's not too much. Then I asked them should I scan the pic of the ******* I drew during the moment of boredom after I finished the Geography paper. A said "scan!" B said scan it then print it out on a huge paper, then what else, use the elephant glue (kah3....) and paste it right on his ugly face then will he think he's so handsome? Haha I doubt it. hee =D

It was kinda fun =D,

OK I admit it, I loved it.

La La La, La La La~~

It is confirmed.

Yeah now I've gone nuts.

Why? OK I'll tell you why. I mean, hey, this is the purpose I posted this thing right?

OK factor numba one: sheer boredom. Why am I bored? The hell I'm not bored! I dunno what to surf about anymore in the internet. I think I might have surfed everything that's interesting which I'm interested in right now. The only thing that's keeping me from going completely turning into a nut is chatting with my friends.

Factor number 2: Aaaah! I'm so freakin excited. Not gonna tell ya guys anything. I'm careful not to spill the beans. But anyway, yay!

OK since the two factors above clash so much, I've gone like this. Here's the formula in case your brain can't catch up. Hey, I said in case, so shut up before you say I think you're stupid.

Factor 1 + Factor 2 = Nuts

That's all, bye y'all!

Unexpected

I never thought I would do this. I thought I would break off all contact with him. I thought I would keep that up forever. But I didn't. But hey, it's really satisfying. Even though I hated doing it, I did it.

OK, I'm gonna explain to you what I did. I wished Amin a Happy Birthday. Hear that?

I wished Amin a Happy Birthday.

I wished Amin Khalili a Happy Birthday.

I think that's enough for it to register into your brain that me, doing that, is almost impossible. But I did it anyway. A few days back, I said to myself "Why should I wish him a Happy Birthday? He didn't wish me one". Yeah, I even posted it on Facebook, if you bothered to check in the middle of the midnight-morning. So I decided I won't wish him.

Up till a few minutes back.

I was at the homepage of Facebook. Then I was browsing to see who was online coz I was freakin bored. Then I saw his name. I thought to myself "the hell I'm gonna wish him!".

After a few minutes,

I suddenly clicked his name, clicked on the place where you type, and pressed these exact keys , they're separated by hypens :H-A-P-P-Y- -B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y. And BTW, I didn't caps those letters. He said "thx!" , I said "ur welcome", he replied "okay". That's it. And I didn't like wishing him a happy birthday. My brain acted on its own. What? I'm not mad!

Even though I hated it, I felt really satisfied coz I was able to do something I didn't like even though the thing is a good thing, wishing someone a Happy Birthday is a good thing right? But guess he wasn't good enough to wish me a Happy Birthday. NVM, it just means I'm better than him and I deserve kind friends, like Atiqah.

Hehe, you must be proud I put ur name. Yeah rite...

Tegami

Tegami. You must think I've gone cuckoo huh? Well, I'm not cuckoo(yet)! Haha. Tegami is a song sang by Angela Aki. I love that song and I hear it everyday coz I like it so much. I dunno what to type in my blog but it looks empty so I just typed a couple o' sentences about the song I like. I;m also gonna type some junk, stupid sentences. So brace yourself. And don't be mean!

I discovered it yesterday. Here's the link to that song. Now what was I gonna say? I can't remember. How can I forget such a simple word. There's this one, specific word I was gonna say. Hmm... What was it?

Oh yeah, got it.

Bye

Alhamdulillah

Yes, Alhamdulillah.

Why?

Allah has put an end to this psychologically-torturing week. As you all know, this week is exam week. But now the end of this week is dawning on us. So I am very grateful to HIM. Truly,

He is Most Merciful.

I dunno why I'm typing like this. But I'm very, very glad exam week's over. Not to mention that's a nice pic there. LOL.

After exam's over, I went to 2 Karisma. Why? Because I can't stand the boredom in my class. Yeah, who cares if I go next class. 2 Inovatif is heaven boring because I don't have anyone to talk to. Syazana made me laugh uncontrollably, yeah, u read right. UNCONTROLLABLY. Well, that is, until Lee said the Khakiki word. Khakiki. Haha. I didn't spell it wrong. I typed Khakiki and I meant Khakiki.

I still remember the "main air" thing. Haha, that was the best joke. And I couldn't stop laughing because Syazana was laughing. So I ended up laughing till Lee said the K word. Err.. The splash of water on 2 Karisma's floor has nothing to do with me. Yeah right

I'm planning to host a sleepover at my house this school hol. But it's not confirmed yet. Bye.