NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS

This post is not gonna be long (I think) coz I really dunno what to type.. Codes:
1) RED: super curses
2) PURPLE: common curses
3) GREEN :could be a curse
4) YELLOW: mild curses
5) KINDA BLUE: not a curse but still bad
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Ok, this morning, I was super bored so I texted my crush. Yeah it's still boring coz he replies like a tortoise (I used to call him that). Oh yeah now I know what to write. I'm gonna curse here. So...
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL GOODY-TWO-SHOES. DO YOU TOLERATE CURSES? IF NOT, PLEASE LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
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Ok there. YOU WERE WARNED.
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There's this girl who also likes my crush. And she's jealous (serves you right, spying on him all the time!). I have this comment that says I just learned the backstroke yesterday. I said it's vavi coz water keeps splashing into my nose and mouth. Then she fuckingly commented that backstroke is easy. I got pissed off and said the water got splashed because people keep swimming and splashing. And I also said that yeah swimming is easy, so I challenge you to a match of freestyle.
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Then the dumbass said freestyle is hard. Serves her right being so stuck-up! She said breast stroke. I said freestyle. She said breast stroke and she challanges me to a race using breast stroke. I mean, fuck it, everybody can do breast stroke. I said no, freestyle. Then she gave up.
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Stupid stuck-up girl. I really, really hate her. No wonder my crush hates her like fucking hell!
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Try to count my curses :)